2007-01-12 08:52:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOW MANY STITCHES DID YOU NEED. CUTE.
2007-01-12 08:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what kind of accident you need to make your question more understandable. Did you mean you laughed so much you split your side and had to be stitched up Mate you just been stitched up
2007-01-12 08:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I use to work for an orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate so they canned me!
2007-01-12 12:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man went to the doctors cos he had a mole on the end of his willy... the doctor told him he would remove it this time but if it happens again he's going to have to call the rspca.. :)
2007-01-12 08:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by peachesandcream 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you poop in your pants. Nothing can be funnier and it would be an accident.
2007-01-12 12:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by freedomrings 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be foreign. Lost something in the translation.....
2007-01-12 09:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your funny bone cut you?
2007-01-12 09:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Careful not to break your stiches when you get the doctor bill.
2007-01-12 08:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 points has never been easier
2007-01-12 08:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by Shannon Kay 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
SWEEETTTT 2 points!
2007-01-13 01:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by **CoLtS CrAzY18** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋