2 Tough Question
2 tough questions are you ready?
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the
response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try some thing new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals. ..built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
2007-01-12 08:51:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*bows down to the wise one...thx for sharing..hve gnight..
2007-01-12 08:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.No
2.B
3.535 Members of the United States Congress
2007-01-12 16:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you are an angel right? Well the bible kind of says that a perfect person will come and take control of the world to bad the firsdt one will be the antichrist and the second one will be the real thing so watch who you trust
2007-01-12 17:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by enano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...
2007-01-12 20:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by love2shop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, not only is this funny it actually makes me think a little bit. Good one. I picked Hitler by the way
2007-01-12 16:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by i am game 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg wow
2007-01-12 17:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Sami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya thats only 373 members of congress sorry....and the rest was super mondo oober funny
2007-01-12 20:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty remarkable,it is true that most of the world's geniuses started out this way which makes it even MORE amazing.Good job on spreading this,keep them coming.
2007-01-12 17:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by Wind Chime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always disagreed with democracy. It is not the same thing as freedom, which I do agree with.
2007-01-12 16:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by ragnar1002000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm.....Interesting.
2007-01-12 16:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋