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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

2007-01-12 08:32:44 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

LOL........ nice going there........ thanks for create this joke........

2007-01-12 08:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now that's a blonde joke! I've never heard it before! Did you make it up?

2007-01-12 08:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what do santa, a clever blond and the easter bunny all have in common?
none of them exist

2007-01-12 10:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by eddybear 3 · 0 0

Clint Eastwood walks in to a bar,

Ouch!
well he should be more carefull.

2007-01-12 08:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by rossminton2002 2 · 0 0

hmm.. relies upon who its on, i love the first one better however it relies upon on your skin color and stuff like that which may look better, yet I completely like the first one the perfect

2016-12-02 04:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by santella 4 · 0 0

Good and funny joke.

2007-01-12 08:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0 0

i bet bush told her that good one10/10

2007-01-12 08:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was a real good one lol

2007-01-12 08:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by Miracles <3 3 · 0 0

hahahahaha, thats halarious

2007-01-12 08:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0 0

Alrighty then, lol that was funny, I can't help it ...

2007-01-12 11:51:15 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0 0

Dumb blonde eh?

2007-01-12 08:37:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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