If I overcook pasta, is it a sin? And if so, how can I be redeemed?
2007-01-12 08:29:50 · 22 answers · asked by Rosebee 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh no no, it's not a sin. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is infinitely merciful and will forgive his followers if they accidentally cause some of his noodles to be over-wobbly. Just bury it solemnly in the back yard, say the Prayer of Marinara, and try again. He will surely touch thee with His Noodly Appendage™.
2007-01-12 08:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, its not a sin at all. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will love you even if you overcook pasta.
Ramen.
2007-01-13 12:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Lara and Emma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made my day. I would classify overcooking pasta as a venial sin, not a mortal one. Therefore, 2 Our Pastas and 1 Al Dente should make things all right.
If you feel you must, 2 minutes with a cilice will also do.
2007-01-12 20:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by Amber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say 3 Al Dentes and 2 Our Pasta's
2007-01-12 16:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You better pray to the great spaghetti gods, for only they know if it is a sin...the FMS hasn't laid down the 10 spaghetti commandments yet. Look for him around the year 2012 to appear for the first time ever on Mt. Fettuccine.
2007-01-12 16:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by mrs. mommy to be 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
overcooked pasta is just plain nasty. You are hereby sentenced to 30 lashes with one of your limp noodles.
Now, properly chastized, get yourself another handful of spaghetti and COOK IT PROPERLY!!
Al dente is nice.
2007-01-12 16:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by credo quia est absurdum 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to beg forgiveness from Father Guido Sarducci.
2007-01-12 16:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Morey000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go back and read that gospel carefully. I'm sure you will find the answer somewhere in there.
Personally, I have never heard of such a gospel but if YOU say it exists, then it must be in your reality.
2007-01-12 16:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by flandargo 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You must eat the great meatball!
Just don't let it fall off of them spagetti monster!
2007-01-12 16:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a sin if you cover it with enough cheese that uninitiated don't notice the difference.
2007-01-12 16:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by lyyman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋