The thing is my gf parents had to go out of town over night and my gf didn't want to be there alone, so I agreed to go over and sleep on the couch. We made out a little bit (waiting to go all the way til we're older) then she went to bed. The stupid bird saw us and dramatised it to her dad who now hates me. So I need to kill the bird for ruining my life.....HELP!!!
2007-01-12 08:28:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Don't listen to these freaks! I know what it's like to listen to a loud A S S bird all day and it sucks. Anti freeze my friend, antifreeze.
2007-01-12 08:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not possible, you have too obvious a motive. if you poison it, you would have to be on vacation when it dies, and then there is no way to recover the poison. force feeding it makes too much noise, anything else kills it too quickly. perhaps you could poison a single bird treat that you can give it, they will usually eat it all on the spot, but only if its tasty. As a side note. never do sex stuff in front of parrots. Its like doing it in front of kids.
2016-10-30 07:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters killing his bird will only make him madder
second maybe you both need to explain to dad that you were not having sex and do not plan on it anytime soon. appoligize if you did anything wrong and let him see that you both are using your heads and not being irresponsible kids but thinking things out and talking about them. I dont know how old the two of you are but i think letting him know you both " wernt going there and dont plan on it " might help.
2007-01-12 08:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by loveamouse7767 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty funny..sorry pal...LOL I think instead of killing the bird, you should just sit down with your girlfriends dad and explain to him that she felt lonely and that you guys aren't going to have sex anytime soon! Tell him to trust you! You and your girlfriend should do this...so that it gets cleared up. Don't kill the bird, it's not his fault! I mean it just like a if a little girl/boy saw you guys and told her parents about it..they don't know what they were doing...!
2007-01-12 08:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Maria A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont kill the bird just tell them u clicked on the tv and it was the sounds from a movie
2007-01-12 08:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Still Doll << 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kill the bird.
Dont let animals ruin your life.
How to do it?
First. Torture it.
Then choke it and bury it.
Then buy a replacement bird and make it tell her dad good things about you.
Or something.
G'luck.
2007-01-12 08:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First go to asia and get the avian bird flue by having sex with a turky, then come back and have sex with the parrot.
2007-01-12 08:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Afro-Joe the American Hero! 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
omg if that actually happened that is just the greatest story ever! don' t kill the bird cuz your hormonal kid! lol! teach it its ABCs or something haha. good stuff
2007-01-12 08:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get over it kid!!leave the bird alone -its your own fault!
2007-01-12 08:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by I'm laughing WITH you 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Poor bird...
2007-01-12 08:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋