A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance".
2007-01-12 08:23:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, always laughing I can honestly say you have done it again you made me laugh . Always nice to come to this site and read your very funny jokes, thank you
2007-01-12 08:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes....who was buried in Jerusalem will rise when the Messiahs coming. Many rich people bought place for grave in Jerusalem
2007-01-12 08:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by ytamarsiani40 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I,ve been looking for a good "question" to take my points from 1999 to 2001 and this is definitely the winner!
Thanks 'always laughing' for another good chuckle
2007-01-12 08:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie just like me but funnier 10/10
2007-01-12 10:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep on waiting for your jokes...sometimes I answer them, sometimes I just rate, but you always make me laugh. Girl, you have one good sense of humor!
2007-01-12 11:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody hilarious. I've heard it before but its still great!
2007-01-12 08:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by gingajen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before always laughing but still gave me a titter
2007-01-12 08:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super funny.
never heard it before.
thanks 4 making me laugh
i had a bad day..
cheers
2007-01-12 08:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Kyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I've never heard that one before. I liked it.
2007-01-12 08:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say it is reasonably funny I guess.
2007-01-12 08:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋