He thought they were a delivery service.
2007-01-12 08:12:03 · 10 answers · asked by spils 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good snow bunny.LOL
2007-01-12 08:20:43 · update #1
High hopes.
2007-01-12 08:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...here are some of my fav. MJ jokes! he he
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my son!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and MichaelJackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away
from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A.When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreamsevery night?
A. Hanson.
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last
10 years?
A: Michael Jackson
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson: If he
hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Benji?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
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2007-01-12 16:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. I saw Boyz II Men about a 2 years ago at the house of blues in new orleans
2007-01-12 16:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by micah z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he wanted to "assist" in their "growing" in the industry.
2007-01-12 16:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by BigWashSr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz He likes Boys and he's a man???
2007-01-12 16:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by The Isht! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL to funny
2007-01-12 16:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one
2007-01-12 16:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.....but i like snow bunnies better!
2007-01-12 17:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-12 16:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.........
2007-01-12 16:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋