Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
2007-01-12 08:07:23 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was just great can´t wait to tell the old man when he comes home deserves more than 10 points for that one
2007-01-12 08:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-12 08:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ta Ta
2007-01-12 08:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very funny
2007-01-12 08:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so good, and that happens even when some patients are released and not monitored properly.
All thanks to Maggie Thatcher
2007-01-12 08:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thatsgood!!! 10/10
2007-01-12 08:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get it, i done the same to my dog he wasnt the same again
2007-01-12 08:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-13 03:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha yep good one!!!
2007-01-12 08:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK another one tonight, lol
keep going........
2007-01-12 11:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋