A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am”
The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
2007-01-12 07:53:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny..... post more jokes again.... i love reading these.
2007-01-12 07:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny but cute 7/10
2007-01-12 15:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it certainly got old by the time I was finished with reading it.
2007-01-12 16:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I needed a good laugh! Not what I expected!
2007-01-12 15:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by transplanttedtexan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! That was funny.
2007-01-12 16:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great
2007-01-12 15:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!!!
2007-01-12 15:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... nice going there....... thanks for create this joke....
2007-01-12 15:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋