with a device and some wires sticking out of it. conserned he phones 999 to report it. is it ticking? asks the operater. no i tink its beef he replies... PS Apoligies for previous joke
2007-01-12 07:39:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one......but there's people out there who need a humour injection.
2007-01-12 08:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is "999" the bomb squad? Because if it is I may have to call it on this joke.
Kidding, I just don't get it. What sandwich-like product sounds like "ticking"?
2007-01-12 07:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mind "tickin" & beef - you're a HAM - great joke.
2007-01-12 07:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken you dummys good one dj 10/10
2007-01-12 07:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet you put another one? This is a realy bad joke!!
2007-01-12 07:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh good grief âº
2007-01-12 07:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmw the irish way of saying CHICKEN is ticking,(Irish accent) Any way DJ I liked it.
2007-01-12 07:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2007-01-12 07:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor paddy!
please try harder lol
2007-01-12 07:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by bex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, ok then
2007-01-12 07:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋