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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2007-01-12 07:21:58 · 39 answers · asked by a 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

39 answers

COOL

2007-01-12 07:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 2 0

That would be true, but the people are to lazy to care that there being ignored.
But that's a good joke.

2007-01-12 07:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0 0

very clever young man it wasnt bill clinton as a child was it 10/10

2007-01-12 07:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good joke, but sadly it's becoming old just like a lot of other good ones...

2007-01-12 07:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Good one.

2007-01-16 06:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very good joke - & very true to life.

2007-01-12 07:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's funny and sad because its so true

2007-01-12 07:28:03 · answer #7 · answered by lucy_diamond66 4 · 1 0

u hit a century in your come back, lol. great job. i'll wait for you, sure.

2007-01-12 07:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what a perfect come back LOL
that was amazing

2007-01-12 07:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 1 0

so wrong but so right at the same time

2007-01-15 12:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0 0

thumbs up from me - liked that one

2007-01-12 07:45:39 · answer #11 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0 0

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