2007-01-12 07:10:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat, she stepped on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose.
yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rock road
2007-01-12 07:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the air an got stuck.
2007-01-12 07:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid, I saw her talking into an envelope and she said she was trying to send voice mail.
Yo momma so fat, I rolled over twice and was still on her.
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma is so hairy, it looks like she's smothering Chewbacca in her underwear.
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried out for Star Wars, they didn't give her a costume.
Yo momma so ugly, when she walks into a bank they shut off the surviellance cameras.
2007-01-12 07:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat you could walk around her and you would get exercise.
2007-01-12 07:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsey K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.Yo mama is so dumb that she desires a GPS whilst she is going down the stairs. 2.Yo mama is so fat, whilst she heard the doorbell, she thought it replaced into the microwave!! 3. Yo momma is so grotesque, she places freddy crugar outta business corporation! 4.Yo momma so grotesque she tried to take a bathtub the water jumped out! 5.Yo momma so grotesque she became Medusa to stone! 6.Yo momma so fat whilst she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on twelfth 7.Yo momma so fat the line patrol made her positioned on, "warning! huge turn." 8.Yo momma so fat whilst she has intercourse, she has to furnish instructions!
2016-10-07 01:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress people call her Kool-Aid!
2007-01-12 09:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so ugly she could trick or treat over the phone!
2007-01-12 10:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat...she goes to Maaco to have her toenails painted
2007-01-12 07:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by alanc_59 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she walks by the t.v. you miss 3 episodes of seinfeld
2007-01-12 07:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, she was baptized at sea world
2007-01-12 07:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by N8t!^3 B@ll@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋