A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started
back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a
grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did
you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
"My wife's first husband."
2007-01-12 07:09:18 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't normally enjoy jokes on YA but that one was eloquently written and the punch line was "traditional".
Jolly good show.
2007-01-12 07:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bea Utiful!
2007-01-12 12:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband can't do that.
My ex is still alive and kicking!
ha ha life's cruel sometimes.
2007-01-12 07:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could of happened the other way around too cowboy...hehehe!
2007-01-12 11:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a funny joke is told i laugh
when clint eastwodd tells that same joke, i piss my pants lmao
2007-01-12 07:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Cowboy.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 07:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was me but didnt know they made a joke about me good one again10/10
2007-01-12 07:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's funny!
2007-01-12 07:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are always the best
2007-01-12 07:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one thanx
2007-01-12 07:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋