One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher assigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with the word I chose was FASTENATE. And the teacher very amazed by his big word gave him a round of applause and then she asked what the sentence was and he replied by sayin,
"My sister has a red sweater with nine buttons but her **** are so big she can only FASTENATE".
2007-01-12 06:33:12 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one cowboy 10/10 phoenix s its a joke who cares if its not right
2007-01-12 07:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see them scratching their heads over this one...
She can only Fasten eight!
2007-01-12 12:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouth of babes heh!
(children do say the funniest things)
2007-01-12 07:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fastenate is not an English word. It's supposed to be fascinate
2007-01-12 06:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nice here is another.
Same as above except this time he is not paying attention. "Johny please use dictate in a sentence".
Johnny thinks for a minute and then looks at the teacher. "Last week when I pulled out and put it in your mouth, How'd my dictate?"
2007-01-12 06:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by EATTHEAPPLE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tried being reasonable, I did'nt like it.
2007-01-12 06:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-12 07:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!! i luv little johnny jokes!!!! :D
2007-01-12 06:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!:)
2007-01-12 06:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Richard E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh they must be some big ones
2007-01-12 06:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋