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I continue to crap and pee myself and the strange thing is, I enjoy it. I am the highlight of the party. I eat garlic so it doesn't smell. Does anyone else do this?

2007-01-12 06:32:33 · 22 answers · asked by unforgiven 1 in Health Mental Health

22 answers

I will have to try the garlic because mine stinks real bad. I also am a party pooper and when I dump at a party, we all fingerpaint on the wall with it to see who can come up with the best art. We use corn for eyes and pieces of lettuce for hair. You should try it sometime. Feces fingerpainting is a new trend that is slowly but surely catching on at parties. Another fun act is to lay the plastic sheet down in the middle of the living room floor, give yourself an enema, lay down on your back with your rear up in the air, and let er go! Aim it at the guests and watch their faces as they run. It's great for all ages. If there are big chunks, try to hit the guest in the back of the head as they run for the front-door. It's fun to watch them go down. And of course, don't forget to eat the leftovers.

2007-01-12 06:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If crapping and peeing on yourself is something to brag and celebrate about, then buddy, you need some psychological help. I suggest that you check yourself into a mental institute before you start eating and drinking your own feces just for the hell of it.

2007-01-12 14:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by pattiecake1114 1 · 0 0

i would call that a fetish. if you dont mind having people think of you as "wierd" and "sick" and you arent getting unhealthy, then by all means do it. if on the other hand, you are ashamed and want to stop, you could see a sex therapist.
there are lots of methods of negative reinforcement for stopping...you could snap a rubber band every time you get aroused by this, or even thinking about it. you could also write a fantasy that you are aroused by, that does not include any fetish behavior, and use that for masturbation. its up to you though
EDIT: i guess you didnt say you were sexually aroused by this, .you just said you enjoyed it. im sorry if i misinterpreted.

2007-01-12 14:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by lyrathefairie 3 · 0 0

Duuude...WTF..r u seriouz?OMG..i think u can't smell urself..how old are you..damn..u need to go like do some councelling..damn..i know that babies - 3 yr old **** em self but com'on..get with it mann...no offence or anythin tho <3 but plz find help on stopping and use the toilet..thazz whut itz thurr foe..

2007-01-13 05:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jocelynn M 1 · 0 0

Actually, I know a psychiartrist who had a patient who crapped his pants. He liked to sit in it....

So, you are not that odd.

Eventually the pyschiatrist helped the person to realize they were stinky to everyone else and he stopped doing it.

What a shitty story......

2007-01-12 14:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by riptide_71 5 · 0 0

OMFG!!!! are you serious? That's just wrong, why would anybody want to be walking around with their own crap and pee on them! you have some serious issues to solve...

2007-01-12 14:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Damn Kitty 2 · 0 0

That is just a bit sick. You need to get some help, "betwixed the ears".

2007-01-12 14:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by golden rider 6 · 0 0

No. See a Therapist.

2007-01-12 14:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by prepx3 3 · 0 0

Ummmm....... Dude I hope this is a joke. (LOL) Maybe there are some who can in fact answer this, but no one is brave enough to do that.

2007-01-12 14:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no one who is free in society, I think you may be making some new freinds soon, at the "Ha Ha Hotel"

2007-01-12 14:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0 0

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