oh....someone brought in lasagna for lunch today, and I now I think I feel the spirit moving me...
Could this be hell?
2007-01-12 06:02:34 · 17 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You dishonor your avatar.
2007-01-12 06:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First if all it's GOD, and second of all GOD is not an it and you should be lucky he gave you lasagna to eat and you had a lunch. All the many many people starving would probably love to get indigestion from eating lasagna, they'd be happy to eat a piece of candy and you're complaining!
2007-01-12 06:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's very entertaining. God isn't an it and no he didn't give you indigestion. You should know better to eat nasty lasagna. And that ain't the spirit movin in ya
2007-01-12 06:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by aerojo05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. All hail Lasagna and the wrath of God.
2007-01-12 06:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God did not do it to ya-the nice person who made the lasagna did. Plus God does not do evil or tempt you that would be Satan's doings.
2007-01-12 06:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't God it was the FBI. Do you really "know" who brought you the lasagna? Get out of the house... NOW!!!
2007-01-12 06:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by !@#%&! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes the almighty God has chosen to strike your bowels with an inflamation due to your unnacceptable lifestyle choices!
2007-01-12 06:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not God's anger, it's your fault. You shouldn't have eaten lasagna.
2007-01-12 06:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a wake up call!
Jesus is calling you! leave all this materialistic stuff behind and become a nun.Serve a holy father like me.
2007-01-12 06:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by DRAX 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yer gonna git more than just indigestion if you don't stop Mocking HIM !
2007-01-12 06:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Minister 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋