A guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
The girl tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the theatre, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theatre, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie.
Sitting next to him is Agnes. She elbows Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!" Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it.....you've seen one, you've seen them all."
Agnes says, "I KNOW......but this one's eating my POPCORN!"
2007-01-12 05:55:49 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cowboy keep them coming.!!!
2007-01-12 05:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So glad I don't like popcorn but I love your jokes. xx
2007-01-12 15:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, naughty
2007-01-12 14:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by fickle™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
couldnt get any better than that cowboy 10/10
2007-01-12 15:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was very good 10/10
2007-01-12 14:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the? That's a good one. Where you come up this one? keep them coming
2007-01-12 14:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by ezekiel's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it cowboy! very good 50/10!
2007-01-12 14:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice on, fella!
2007-01-12 14:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me dumb, but I don't get the ending - it is incomprehensible
2007-01-12 14:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ha ha ha
2007-01-12 15:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋