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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old time’s sake. He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three Knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "you're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back."

2007-01-12 05:34:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Ahoy mate that was good.

2007-01-12 05:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2 0

What were the 3 knots he was doing right ?

2007-01-13 21:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

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2016-12-02 04:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Hahaha smart prostitute

2007-01-12 05:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0 0

ILL B LAUGHIN FOR HOURS 10/10

2007-01-12 05:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0 0

Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still Laughing.!!!

2007-01-12 05:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

knot bad, infact, its quite hilarious.

2007-01-12 06:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0 0

thats a good one terry w10/10

2007-01-12 06:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

knot that good im afraid!!!

2007-01-12 05:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

made me belly laugh that did cheers!

2007-01-12 05:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by angel 3 · 0 0

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