A frog walks into a bank. He sits down with the loan officer and notices her name plate which reads "Patricia Mack". He asks the loan officer for a loan of $10,000 so that he can buy a new lilly pad. The loan officer says that he will need collateral for a loan that size. He says how about this, and holds up a figurine of a little dog, it's the most valuable thing I own. The loan officer not wanting to hurt the poor frog's feelings excuses herself so that she can talk with the bank manager. She explains the situation to the manager and then tells him about the dog figurine that is obviously only worth a few dollars and explains that he wants to use it as collateral. He says "What's the problem? It's a nick knack, Patty Mack, give the frog a loan!" :)
2007-01-12
05:10:08
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