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by 'make' I mean 'intelligent design' of course

2007-01-12 05:01:32 · 12 answers · asked by Mango 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Hee hee..... good one, Mango. Gosh I miss that skit. I miss the cheerleaders too. I miss Goatboy! *sigh* Why is SNL on the air anymore??

2007-01-12 05:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I know of a boy who was missing a thumb and he went to a healing service and he went up on stage. The preacher asked him if he needed anything, and the boy said that he would like to have a thumb. The preacher commanded the thumb to grow in Jesus' name. At first, nothing happened, but after about five minutes the whole audience stood up in praise and complete amazement when the boys thumb began to grow!!!!! It grew all the way out to normal length, but it had no fingernail! So they commanded a fingernail to grow, and guess what happened...a fingernail grew, but it had a strange blue glow around it. It just kept growing and growing until it finally curled under. Then the next day the boy came back to church and the fingernail was gone. I don't think he ever grew a fingernail after that, but I'm not sure. But the thumb remained!!! This is an absolutely true story, and I know a lot of other people who have been healed of all sorts of diseases, including me. God does grow out amutees, but so many Christians nowadays don't believe in God's healing, and if you don't believe then it won't happen.

2007-01-12 16:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by Space-v 2 · 0 0

Did God make Thalidomide and cause Phocomelia? He Int. Designs people as amputees all the time

2007-01-12 13:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you even bother to read the bible, you will notice that with the exception of Jesus, all events with a permanent outcome happened with a forward looking outlook. That is, no looking back. If it happens, it happens.

So, if God actually allowed the amputation, you can be sure, it won't be put back.

But in the case of Jesus, the disciples asked "why was this man born thus? Was it because of his sins or the sins of his fathers?" Jesus answered........? Read it up.

2007-01-12 13:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by Marshal 2 · 1 0

With God, all things are possible. Inane questions like that do not prove God is less that all powerful.

2007-01-12 13:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 0 0

If your intention is to mock God, than you've succeeded. May your punishment be merciful.

2007-01-12 13:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Samaritan 4 · 0 0

Wow, that limb is gone gone, not just kinda gone...

2007-01-12 13:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God can do anything. I wouldn't mock Him.

2007-01-12 13:05:46 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 2 · 0 0

I don't know why that one makes me laugh.

Of course he can.

2007-01-12 13:04:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God doesn't care.All he cares is if people worship him blindly or not.

2007-01-12 13:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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