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When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he is recored as saying "A small step for man, a Giant Leap for Mankind".
Some years later, being interviewed on TV, he was asked, "That was wrong, wasn't it - you wanted to say "A small step for *A* man.....", didn't you?
"Well, that's what was scripted, yeah, but what I really wanted to say was 'Go, Mrs Ginsberg, Go'.
"huh?".
"When I was growing up, our neighbours were the Ginsbergs. They never closed the window or the curtains to their bedroom when they went to bed, so like any other curious teenager, I used to look and listen. I once heard Mrs Ginsberg say to her husband, "That kid next-door will walk on the moon before you ever get THAT thing in MY mouth".

2007-01-12 04:49:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

good 1 lol 10/10

2007-01-12 08:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Neil Armstrong, first man and first person, but not first lady.

2007-01-12 12:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0 1

at last an original joke that is really funny keep them coming you are a star

2007-01-12 15:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by mac 4 · 0 0

I like this one

2007-01-12 12:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by RoseBud 2 · 0 0

Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!

2007-01-12 12:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

HA HA HA!
took me a while to understand ,but really funny.:-D

2007-01-12 12:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0 0

Heard it before but still love it!!!

2007-01-12 13:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by Nini 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny!

2007-01-12 12:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol thats pretty good.

anywho no one has ever landed on the moon

2007-01-12 12:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by jasonx14 2 · 0 1

HAHAHA...hilarious

2007-01-12 12:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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