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It can't be just the adenosine and melatonin. It can't be just the serotonin. It can't be 99 JAMZ or the alarm clock buzzer.

So it must be God, right?

2007-01-12 03:34:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Oh so that damn rooster is named God.

2007-01-12 03:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 1 1

Amen. Preach On Brotha

2007-01-12 11:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by godsapostolic 3 · 0 0

Most mornings I am awakened by Steve Inskeep and Renee Montagne. Some mornings it the darned dog pawing at me to let him out.

2007-01-12 11:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1 1

It is GOD, no doubt about it.


Jesus is the truth, the way and the life!

"Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the Lord is One"

(Shema Yisrael Adonai eloheinu Adonai ehad)

2007-01-12 11:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 0 1

Two hungry cats waiting not so patiently for me to show signs of life.

2007-01-12 11:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yup. I'd forget to take a breath every few seconds if god didn't tap me on the head and tell me to do so.

2007-01-12 11:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Circadian cycles and a very loud alarm, followed by coffee.

2007-01-12 11:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Every morning my dog jumps on the bed and licks my face. Wakes me right up.

2007-01-12 11:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

99 JAMZ? don't tell me you listen to that rap crap - you're going to give atheists a bad name dude

2007-01-12 11:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 4 1

The girl I picked up in the bar the night before usually......

2007-01-12 11:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 3 1

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