that you were dead?
But then you prayed really hard and God resurrected you?
2007-01-12 03:30:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
spiritually...yes
2007-01-12 03:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cloud 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep. When I arrived in Heaven, I was greeted at the electrified gates by a squadron of armed Fundamentalists, screening new arrivals to assure that no undesirables sneak in. Evidently only those that can pull their own weight and fit a certain ethnic profile are allowed in.
Faced with the prospect of spending all eternity with the likes of Pat Robertson and Rick Santorum, I realized I really needed to turn my life around, so I prayed really hard to be given a second chance. God answered my prayers, because here I am!
2007-01-12 04:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by kena2mi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this Q is a really strange one. I must say I hope you are kidding. If you have ever read the Bible you would know a real Christian would be in heaven and most definitely not wish to leave!!
Answered with all due respect.
2007-01-12 03:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by ALEIII 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-01-12 03:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by lost and found 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that you mentioned it no, but if you don't have the Holy Ghost ghost guess who IS dead spiritually. Those who invite Him He will lead to all Truth.
2007-01-12 03:40:52 · answer #5 · answered by spareo1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are killing me SN. Everyday this happens to me and to you, even if you don't know it.
We are dead in sin and everyday we are resurrected through the blood of Jesus Christ.
2007-01-12 03:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sheryl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2007-01-12 03:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by godsapostolic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And it worked. Look, I'm alive again! Praise Jesus!
2007-01-12 03:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uhh... no, i don't recall that ever happening
but it's not impossible
2007-01-12 03:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by i totally agree with you!! not 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can't say I have
2007-01-12 03:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋