Nothing too serious, making a full recovery from ebola may be pushing it a bit. Just something a little obscure and not that deadly?
2007-01-12 03:30:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
How about just taking a week of vacation?
Hint: never lie about illness at work. You'll need a doctor's note most of the time, and when you ARE found out to be lying you'll be fired amazingly quickly.
2007-01-12 03:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Strep throat is a good one. It's very contagious and it will take you down for about a week. Chicken pox is also highly contagious, but you won't have any pox marks when you "recover". Food poisoning is always a solid alibi -- it usually involves throwing up and diarrhea and you wouldn't want to have those at work. Migraine headaches can also strike for days at a time. I'd probably go with Strep throat as my illness of choice. People won't want to get sick from you at work, and you'd have to "go to the doctor" for a throat culture and for medicine... so unless you have to cough up that doctor's note, the "visits to the doctor" will buy you a day or two of being "sick". Enjoy your sick week!!!
2007-01-12 11:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shibi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mononucleosis
Flu
Stomach Flu
kidney Infection
2007-01-12 11:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by nottashygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat Scratch Fever
2007-01-13 01:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crabs:and while you are taking that week off you can surely come up with a creative answer for having contracted them.Your boss will be so intrigued.
Second choice, Projectile vomitting, probably from food poisoning when you went to dinner and ate Ceviche.( prononunced sa vee chee)
( werid how they are both aquatic related, hmmm wonder where my minds at)
2007-01-12 16:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phone your work your friend has chicken poxs you have never had it you think you may have got it there is no apointments at the drs for at least a week this is not an emergancy.
they will want you to stay away when you go to the doctors a week later all symptons would have gone even if you had it.
2007-01-12 11:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by london2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad back is good, just remember to stoop a bit when you go back to work. OR Ear infection is good too, just put a bit of cotton wool in yr ear when you go back
Both are good cus they're really hard to prove that yr shaming!
I've used both of em at 1 time or another.
2007-01-12 11:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Measles? Flu? Bronchitus?
2007-01-12 11:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Upset stomach or personal problems. The two of the best!!
Or say you have toilet troubles.. if your brave enough! Nobody will ask you questions over that and you'll find that the conversation will move on quickly!
2007-01-12 11:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lazyitis
2007-01-12 11:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋