45 seconds until the aliens took u into their ufo and took your brain and fed it to the chickens?
2007-01-12 03:09:46 · 51 answers · asked by Jamie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ask them if they want to add pepper and salt!
2007-01-12 03:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have them on a legal technicality! You claim it's a UFO, but since I will be stood right next to it, it will, A. not be flying and B. will be identified "Oh look, it's a spaceship / police box / rocket..." So I will argue that because it is not a UFO, they can't take me on-board!
Can I have the anal probe instead of the brain removal???
2007-01-12 03:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd try to find out why the aliens are keeping chickens on the UFO.
2007-01-12 03:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not much you can do in 45 seconds. Scream and run like **** I imagine. At least then I'd have a chance of not having my brain eaten by chickens.
2007-01-12 03:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why is this in singles and dating? Is it a hyperthetical alien that I am dating? Hmmm in that case I think I would hit the alien in the head with a spade and tell him he was being a very naughty boy.
2007-01-12 03:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would just laugh, cos it would take more than 45 seconds to find my brain and as for the chickens, they would just go hungry
2007-01-12 04:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by BD M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd smoke the biggest spliff I could make in 20 seconds flat and kiss my **** good bye oh and multi send txts to my family with my remaining time
2007-01-12 03:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by snikleback 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get my gun out and keep firing till I was out of bullets. The same thing I will do when the Democrats allow the Alquida terrorists to take over the country. I will fire until dead.
2007-01-12 03:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap the miserable barmaid at my local. She's got a chip on her shoulder the size of Peru.
2007-01-12 03:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forty-five seconds? I'd eat some of that microwavable bacon and then I'd stab myself in the jugular. No foolin`.
2007-01-12 03:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bottle of Glenmorangie, Glug glug
2007-01-12 03:12:58 · answer #11 · answered by BobC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋