Old age is when former classmates are so gray
and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft..
Today, it's called golf
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A WELL PLANNED LIFE????
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school,
Did you manage to live a well planned life? "
" Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked,
"What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."
2007-01-12 01:22:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they r gd lol 10/10
2007-01-12 02:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. 10/10
2007-01-12 10:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-12 15:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuuny!
Har Har!
Yuk Yuk!
The corniest sorn on the field,
The Nutiest nut in the plantation!
2007-01-12 09:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE ONE FOR THE MONEY TWO FOR THE SHOW THREE TO GET READY AND FOUR TO GO WAS PRETTY DAM FUNNY HAHAHAHAAHAHAA
2007-01-12 10:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by THE TRUE DOGGFATHER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one.
2007-01-12 10:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont remind me chris i am getting to that age 10/10
2007-01-12 11:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i like the zipper one and the golf one the best...
2007-01-12 09:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one
2007-01-12 09:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by alfraz_1971 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....that golf one was my favorite...I liked the last one 2! They are all funnie in their own way! lol
2007-01-12 09:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋