Please help! I've been searching for over an hour and have found nothing!!
2007-01-12 00:21:40 · 5 answers · asked by Ninja Penguin 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
Try using something by David Sedaris - most of his stuff is profanity free and hilarious; the book Me Talk Pretty One Day is probably available online somewhere, and you can just pick a segment from that.
2007-01-12 00:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Newhart had some pretty funny monologues out on record. My parents have also said that Andy Griffith, the guy from MAYBERRY RFD, had done some comedy albums and, geez, those MUST have been clean cut.
Good luck with the search.
2007-01-12 11:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Cross 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try using the irish ballad by Tom Lehrer
2007-01-12 00:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by Aine G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try something from shel silverstein. i'm pretty sure that everyone in the world owns "where the sidewalk ends". and its accessible online
2007-01-12 00:37:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This site is fun of funny stuff,,,Good luck
2007-01-12 00:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋