Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
2007-01-11 23:12:30 · 24 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hanna - Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 01:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 10/10
2007-01-12 08:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart woman
2007-01-12 08:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, and for once the blonde was cleverer than the men.
2007-01-12 12:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
better twice to roll the dice!
2007-01-12 07:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha way funny 10/10
2007-01-15 19:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by mariska s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi Hanna i would liked to been there and seen that i wouldn't have been watching either `10 /10
2007-01-12 07:21:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL that a good way of playing the game.
2007-01-12 07:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie. but supagrrrl84, that comment almost beats the joke!
"women are much CLEVERER than men"
that is why men rule the world sweetcheeks!
2007-01-12 07:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hey - heard it before, but still gud even when reading it the second time around!
2007-01-12 07:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋