Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
2007-01-11 23:11:35 · 11 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dear , sorry sweety but a bit lame (build up was good, punch line ify)
2007-01-11 23:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hanna - Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 09:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty good.
2007-01-12 07:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart girl
funny joke
2007-01-12 07:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke
2007-01-12 07:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by Naya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this made me laugh for days but i couldnt answer anymore questions so i can now i love it thanks for puttin a smile on my face xxx
2007-01-12 13:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very, very funny
2007-01-12 07:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by trixyt1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! ha ha
2007-01-12 07:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before
2007-01-16 02:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like me!!
2007-01-12 07:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋