Have you heard about the Death of Bill Gates?
He is given the choice between spending eternity in Heaven or Hell. Heaven looked a bit tame, floating around on clouds and playing the harp.
In Hell, he would be confined in a cell with a bottle of wine, a gorgeous blonde and a PC.
He chose Hell.
After a very short while he complained to Satan, "This bottle of wine has a hole in the bottom of it, the blonde DOESN'T, and the PC is missing three keys!".
"Oh", says Satan, "You fell for the demo, did you?".
The missing keys were CTRL, ALT & DEL
2007-01-11 22:48:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where do you get them from Mag?!
Georgie x
2007-01-11 22:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 9/10
2007-01-12 03:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it wat's so funny bout dat could u explain plz.
2007-01-11 22:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha nice joke man
2007-01-11 23:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but not good either
2007-01-11 23:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋