Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
2007-01-11 22:41:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic Joke LOL
2007-01-11 22:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100 points
2007-01-11 22:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good,,,,,,,,,,, a reminder that some chilren are embrassed about what there parents do a lesson to all children do listen and watch what we do .
2007-01-11 22:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by Alley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ThaTS funny
2007-01-12 03:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My Gosh.. This is so Funny.. I would definitely love to send this one to my friends and my relatives.. Ha ha ha... Good
2007-01-11 22:47:56 · answer #5 · answered by shikha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolute classic! xx
2007-01-11 22:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by Me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shocking! But very true! xx
2007-01-11 22:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl! thats a good 1!! just going to e mail that 1 to my dad..
2007-01-11 22:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by caz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha tats definitely a gud 1...
2007-01-11 23:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. The joke was ok, it wasnt that funny. You people are overdoing it.
2007-01-11 23:45:16 · answer #10 · answered by bluemug2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋