There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour and astringent, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said . "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday"
2007-01-11 22:25:53 · 6 answers · asked by pooh bear 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. naughty minister.
2007-01-11 22:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee heee, am thoo thoo thorrwi fow thhe minithster.
2007-01-12 06:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by onelife006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i gus she tryd it yuck but that is funny.
2007-01-12 06:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh, i wonder what the minister has been getting up to then
lol!
like da joke thanks for cheering me up!
2007-01-12 06:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xcellent! they shud've suggested araldite!
2007-01-12 07:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by myths 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-01-12 06:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋