At work dont finish till 8pm so i could do with a good giggle
2007-01-11 21:55:26 · 7 answers · asked by destiny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3 drunk girls at the bar..
all of a sudden, they decided to declare who has the biggest c*nt..
1st girl : "ME! My boyfriend can stuff all 5 fingers into it!"
2nd girl : NO!!!! My guy has put his foot in it!"
the 3rd girl just laugh and SLID DOWN THE STOOL.....
(^_^)
2007-01-11 22:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Arez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have large feet?
A: To stomp out burning ducks.
2007-01-11 22:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Cynthia D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just search for little johnny jokes and enjoy it .
2007-01-11 21:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i burned my house ;[ i'm serious last summer. till now everytime i remember i can't stop laughing cuz i'm a dumb
2007-01-11 21:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by yeah_sure22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you get when you cross a humming bird with a doorbell? A HUMMDINGER!
2007-01-11 22:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so theres two muffins in an oven, one says, "is it hot in here or is it just me?".... the other muffin says, "holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"
2007-01-11 22:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by BillBrasky 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
haha! :)
2007-01-11 22:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by sarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋