I really need to get some, can you pray for god to have one of those really hot chicks I see at church give it up for me.
2007-01-11 21:45:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have no problems with dating, I just wanted to stir the pot a bit.
2007-01-12 17:34:08 · update #1
You got it WW :)
Some lovin'comin your way!
2007-01-11 21:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even almighty God couldn't hook up the likes of you with a really hot chick.
I might pray that your Internet connection gets toasted.
2007-01-12 05:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No because praying is useless. If you want the chicks, go after them.
2007-01-12 05:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord,
Who in His mercy called out to the prostitute to leave behind sin!
Look down with favor upon thine servant, Wonder Weirdo, and restore one of thine redeemed daughters to her state of earlier hoochie glory!
Yea, verily, though I walk through the Red Light District, I shall avoid no evil! My rod and my staff they comforteth the streetwalker! I really love your peaches, wanna shake your trees!
Both now and ever and unto the Ages of all Ages,
Amen.
Go in peace, my son.
2007-01-12 05:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 9:12 (New International Version)
12 If you are wise, your wisdom will reward you;
if you are a mocker, you alone will suffer."
2007-01-12 05:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by -->-->Funkster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam did not pray for a wife. One day, when he woke up, he found his wife besides him. Otherwise God will spank you if you let him wok for you.
2007-01-12 05:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by wilma m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really, prayers are not so working for you....if you need a Chick then become its male! ;)
2007-01-12 06:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Alkahest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will definitely pray for you, that god may bless you in this matter like he has blessed me.
2007-01-12 05:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know you but cant u find a girl..and why u need god help finding a girl ..oh wow r u that ugly?
2007-01-12 06:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by stephanie_abbas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your'e right - you really do need help !!!
p.s. I'm not sure even God could help your sorry sex life
2007-01-12 05:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by much2muchcoffee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definitely need help. I'll say two prayers for you.
2007-01-12 05:49:43 · answer #11 · answered by Darktania 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋