A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his son. He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone."
Then he slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want, fat head?"
The lady behind the counter says, "Why'd did you smack him and call him fat head?"
The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants. The first thing is a nice big truck. You see that nice big truck sitting out there? That's mine.”
”Second thing a man wants in life is a nice big house. You seen that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's mine.”
”Third thing a man wants in life is a wife with a nice tight p*ssy. And I had that, until fat head here came along."
2007-01-11 20:47:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-11 20:48:51 · update #1
*** lol thx for the giggle.
2007-01-11 20:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by meme 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amusing....7.33/10
2007-01-11 20:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Score 10/10
Nice one. Told it to my parents, and we laughed ourselves silly.
2007-01-19 10:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by Runeth 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a question! not too sure i understand it but i like the sound of the nice tight p*ssy
2007-01-11 20:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by cookie111000 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man wants a woman with no cucumbers in her garden.
2007-01-16 10:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by anac 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i fink i will pass dat one onto my mate - whos pissed off at the fact her father has done a second marriage - jus a thought to cheer her up!
2007-01-11 22:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-11 21:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Capri 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8/10 good enough
2007-01-11 21:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mediocre to the last ocre.well done
Do u have all that in life
2007-01-17 11:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by ME I MYSELF 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that terrible.
2007-01-11 22:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahha have to say that was funnnnnnnyyyyyy have to tell my friends that one lol
2007-01-11 21:40:39 · answer #11 · answered by teri c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋