Me and my colleagues had a healthy debate yesterday. I assumed that all guys stand up to wipe their @rse - and was surprised to discover that many remain seated.
It's time we did a poll. Are you a sitter or a stander?!
2007-01-11 20:38:16 · 33 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
For hygiene reasons its better to wipe from front to back especially a female. In the military we were taught 'from front to back' and standing. This is essential when wearing skis and carrying a backpack and rifle.
2007-01-11 20:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am a stander and a leaner, it lifts and separates your cheeks therefore giving you a better wipe angle, and more space to do it, if you do it from top to bottom at this angle of dangle it ensures that any hangers on will go straight into the pan, as someone else has already pointed out it also gives you an excellent view point between your legs to inspect your efforts (that's a man thing).
Why would anyone wipe whilst sitting down, you have to pass your hand through the drippy area to get to the other bit, less room also, plus there is a chance of touching the seat which could have all sorts of germs on it.....
I could tell you all a story about a mate of mine crapping in the woods whilst wearing a one piece suit with a hood...., you guess the rest
2007-01-12 00:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stander
2007-01-11 20:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sitter
2007-01-11 20:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by AnyaNledo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA standing is also good and sitting is also Good the both r good because if u r traveling in a bus v should per fer Laddie's Mean;s female to sit and male to stand
2007-01-11 20:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by Zak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that gets a little on the TMI side of things.
You might want to be careful, you might develop a fetish for scat. By any chance did this thought thread come about while you were drunk?
I saw your other question about peeing in the shower.
You kids are going to wind up so weirded out that you will be posting pee and poop questions on yahoo early in the morning.
We wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?
2007-01-11 20:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by brotherjonah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends of the time of day. If I get up from sleeping or feel lazy I am a sitter.
2007-01-11 20:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mike S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know anyone who stands to wipe after a BM, and I was raised to do it while sitting. Besides, when you stand, your cheeks close up and you can't get a proper wipe, so sitting is the most effective way in my opinion.
2007-01-11 20:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by Crowfeather 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
both, i sit for 40mins and then stand for about a minute and sit back down, you can call it a warm up before i do me business. Or "Paper Work"
2007-01-11 21:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way easier to stand plus you get better results
2007-01-11 20:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sacbro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋