HU'S ON FIRST
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
2007-01-11 19:49:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohhhh.... wow it is funny omg... that was good one!!!!u are so funny..
can u pick me as a best answer please!!!!thanks.....
2007-01-11 20:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Overall its good 3 marks
2007-01-11 21:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats about the size of it
2007-01-11 19:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Leveler 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thats a good 1!
2007-01-11 19:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by beautifully_broken 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes i'm glad you talked me in to it. now i have to use the ladys room. brb. lol
2007-01-11 19:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by someones sister 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2007-01-11 21:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good.
2007-01-11 19:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
some parts were lame but some parts were funny :]
2007-01-11 19:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard that but nice to see it spreading.
2007-01-11 19:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Abbott and Costello - Brilliant spin on it.........:)
2007-01-11 19:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by Minx 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋