Those who have anything to say about me now, get your free 2 points.
2007-01-11 19:43:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not about you but here's one: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down on Rikki Lake!
2007-01-11 19:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, been running low on jokes too Pheonix. Ha!
2007-01-11 20:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, been running low on jokes too Pheonix. Ha!
2007-01-11 19:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
2007-01-15 17:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give you a joke hope you haven't heard it already. What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do at night? He lays awake all night wondering If there really is a dog. If you haven't heard this already and if it made you laugh give me best answer.
2007-01-11 19:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by Debbie O 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I personally, am GLAD that you ran out of jokes.
Just messing with you...I've never seen any of your jokes either.
You must have posted a lot of jokes if you had to broadcast that you ran out of them!
2007-01-11 19:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by angie20k 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nothin to say. just takin you up on the offer of 2 points. teeheehee
2007-01-11 20:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just make like ur jimmy carr and steal other peoples jokes!
2007-01-11 21:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK...you want joke?
If you were walking in a jungle and saw a angry leopard... what me will it be?
TIME TO RUN !
2007-01-11 19:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by jayanthi s 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sex is like a restaurant,sometimes you get good service..sometimes bad service..sometimes no service and many times you have to be happy with 'self-service' heheheh.. **toink** ;p
2007-01-11 21:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♥heartbreaker♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋