The Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill?
We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
We're not interested.
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?
We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery?
We're not interested."
2007-01-11 19:35:42 · 15 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said,
"How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
(no offense to anyone:)
2007-01-11 19:36:05 · update #1
That was really funny. I don't think anyone would get offended, it's just a joke...
2007-01-11 19:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, about the dimensions of it from the old testomony in a Christian Bible. even with the actual incontrovertible truth that a Christian by using faith, i'm no longer a good beleiver in some bloke progression a deliver to abode each species of critter both. Oh, am I banished because I covet my neighbours oxen ? Moses grow to be likely a good chap, so upon most popular his followers out of slavery, concept a set of guidelines will be a good theory. very comparable to Gordon Brown. Er, Jesus hadn't arrived on the scene to placed Moses excellent. Bob
2016-10-30 21:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-11 19:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey smart jews always win! nice one!
one problem the real story is the jewish people didnt ask g-d any questions they were even better than that they say theyll take the commandments then theyll here the rules! i know its just a joke just wanted to spread some light!
2007-01-11 19:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-01-11 19:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10
2007-01-11 19:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really messed up
2007-01-11 19:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is 100% brillient.
I love it and will remember ot.
Thank you sooooo much
2007-01-11 20:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by diarubie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that Funny! Make more!
2007-01-11 20:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mac2 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how dare you! i am mexican and only steal when im desperate or bored.
2007-01-11 21:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋