If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.
If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don't,
She thinks you are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don't she thinks,
You are good for nothing.
If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don't she accuses,
You for double crossing.
If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!
If you propose love within a brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later ,
She wonders why
If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.
If you attempt romance,
She thinks you don't respect her.
If you don't,
She thinks you don't like her.
If you listen ,
She wants to talk.
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.
Oh women..! you are so simple,
Yet so complex....
You are so weak,
Yet so powerful.....
Your so confusing ,
Yet so desirable!
2007-01-11 19:10:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. I'd say you have a pretty good idea on how our minds work, yet no one will never really know everything.. you can try and try.. and you would never come close..
2007-01-11 21:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-01-12 03:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god!!!!! i am shocked at this..!!!!
seems like someone has said u something ...i am not able to say anything..is that reall like that???? i dont think so...might be i am a girl but u guys think girls are good or nothing but actually its not either of us. Its who, who r fool, who r...............
But boys and girls quarell each other and say they are great and other is good for nothing. And u r also a part of it. U study or do something else other doing these stupid things.
2007-01-12 05:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this Poem but think you are mean...
heheh...Just cuz Im a woman and you said it yourself....
Oh women..! you are so simple,
Yet so complex....
You are so weak,
Yet so powerful.....
Your so confusing ,
Yet so desirable!
2007-01-12 04:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by diarubie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello.....some of these sentence are very true I have the
feeling that probably all this happen to you. girls /woman's
are like that you can't blame us that is our nature / attitude
but still boys / mans can't live without us.............
if this is a joke than I loved it & and I give you 10 pionts
for your few how we are..........regards pari.....................
2007-01-12 18:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by pari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very cute,but i disagree with you on many things here,on something I'll agree that we are very powerful and desirable.not confusing,and not week.
2007-01-12 03:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Dear.. LOL.. nice ones... i guess some of them r true.. coz u kno women r just too sensitive..
2007-01-12 03:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love it, love it, love it, love it!!! its not hilarious but its soooo true. and i wish you luck in finding one who you can even remotely understand and when that happens, i wish u all the happiness in the world. :)
2007-01-12 03:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just become a homosexual and youll never have to worry qbout any of that junk again!
2007-01-12 05:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it!
2007-01-12 03:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by pretty shy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋