I think God cheating in a wrestling match with Jacob is pretty funny.
2007-01-11 18:51:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And Adam KNEW Eve and they had a son.
Knowing someone means to have sexual intercourse ?
Shaolt2002 I don't want to know you !!
2007-01-11 19:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Longfellow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends upon your sense of humour. You can start with Adam & Eve realising that they're naked, then there's the bargaining over whether or not Sodom & Gomorrah will be destroyed. There's Sarah listening outside the tent whilst the angel is telling Abraham that he's about to father a child with her, and Sarah saying "Not likely!"
I have a personal fondness for the pagans who were converted to Judaism, which entailed a spot of surgery in a rather sensitive location... And then they were supposed to go into battle the next day...
2007-01-12 03:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Spell Check! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When God told Cain to leave because he had killed Able. Cain and Able were supposedly the first children of Adam and Eve and yet, God told Cain to take refuge in the CITY nearby. Cain went to the city. How could there be a city if Adam and Eve were the first beings and Cain and Able were their FIRST children? Where did Cain go and who was there?! Hmmm
2007-01-12 03:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by bubblingbroo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that a verse, not an event, was the funniest. it's where Solomon said in Proverbs that "it is better to live on the corner of a rooftop in peace than in a wide house with a brawling woman". Can u tell he lived w/a thousand women? lol.
2007-01-12 02:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by kelleygaither2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god cheating in a wrestling match is a good one, job trying to give up his daughters to the mob (genesis 18) job's daughters sleeping with him after getting him plastered, elijah slaughtering the 400 prophets of Baal that he had just converted.
theres a few.
2007-01-12 02:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by Mastronaut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked when David spared Saul when the king was taking a crap.
David IS my favorite Old Testament character.
2007-01-12 02:57:10 · answer #6 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moment after Elijah commissioned Elisha to succeed him as prophet, then flew up in a firey chariot, and Elisha came back and some kids came up to him and called him "Baldy." Hilarious (and unexpected) what he did then!
2007-01-12 02:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always thought it was the part where God first told Abraham about the requirement for circumcision.
2007-01-12 04:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny part of the Old testament is where
the trees themselves have an opportunity to vote fo rtheir own King. This is very funny because they were talking to each other . that's what I call the democracy of the trees.
This is being told in Judges chapter 9 verse 7 to 16. Note the trees are asking for a king over them, and they communicate with other trees , this is something the kids would enjoy a lot
Judge 9: 7-16
And when they told it to Jotham, he went and stood in the top of mount Gerizim, and lifted up his voice, and cried, and said unto them, Hearken unto me, ye men of Shechem, that God may hearken unto you. 8 The trees went forth on a time to anoint a king over them; and they said unto the olive tree, Reign thou over us. 9 But the olive tree said unto them, Should I leave my fatness, wherewith by me they honor God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees? 10 And the trees said to the fig tree, Come thou, and reign over us. 11 But the fig tree said unto them, Should I forsake my sweetness, and my good fruit, and go to be promoted over the trees? 12 Then said the trees unto the vine, Come thou, and reign over us. 13 And the vine said unto them, Should I leave my wine, which cheereth God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees? 14 Then said all the trees unto the bramble, Come thou, and reign over us. 15 And the bramble said unto the trees, If in truth ye anoint me king over you, then come and put your trust in my shadow: and if not, let fire come out of the bramble, and devour the cedars of Lebanon. 16 Now therefore, if ye have done truly and sincerely, in that ye have made Abimelech king, and if ye have dealt well with
Jerubbaal and his house, and have done unto him according to the deserving of his hands;
2007-01-12 03:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by Ayamkatek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another to consider ... that dude, Jonah .. lived in the belly of a fish for three days? Oh, come now!
2007-01-12 03:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the parts when god lays down the groundwork for slavery and how to properly supress woman.. ahaha oh god, hes a funny guy.
2007-01-12 03:01:11 · answer #11 · answered by duffmanhb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋