Paddy was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
2007-01-11 18:50:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha another funny one this morning your on a roll keep um coming x x x
2007-01-11 19:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps he misunderstood and thought the copper said Irish Stew in the name of the law.
2007-01-12 03:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Typical Irish humour, LOL
2007-01-12 03:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by onelife006 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
silly old Paddy
2007-01-12 06:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder if he got the job 9/10
2007-01-12 03:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol but at least he was honest in his answers 10/10
2007-01-12 05:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you been going out with my ex? Sounds a familiar!
2007-01-12 02:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by debraanneclarke 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. I bet he didn't have an arresting personality, either!!!
2007-01-12 03:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol hehe that was good made me chuckly thats for a good start to the day :)
2007-01-12 03:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The funniest thing about any of the jokes you put on here are not the jokes themselves as they are shite but the way everyone just goes 'lol' or 'great one' as they are so desperate for 10 points.... how sad lol
2007-01-12 03:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋