The English tourist entered the station and said:
'The level crossing gates are jammed. Only one's open and one's closed.'
'Well, sir,' said Rooney, 'we're half expecting a train!'
2007-01-11 18:48:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
country bumpkin joke good one 10/10
2007-01-11 21:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is there really only 1 English tourist?
I'm appalled.
2007-01-12 03:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Then there was the train that got so excited it came into the station!!
2007-01-12 03:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7/10
2007-01-12 03:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brings chuckles, funny.
2007-01-12 03:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by onelife006 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So is the rest of the country , poxy BR !!
2007-01-12 03:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like 50% not there!
2007-01-12 02:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by debraanneclarke 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he that is so like the trains today and the buses for that matter. good portrayal
2007-01-12 03:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, not really that funny O_o
2007-01-12 16:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by susan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well: not like the first one... but still Beautiful !!!.
I AM
2007-01-12 02:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋