It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
2007-01-11 18:06:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg i've done it again pmsl 10/10 again
2007-01-11 21:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so it was 16 years and 9 months since she started getting a bit of meat from the butcher 10/10
2007-01-11 18:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I didn't get it for atleast 5 seconds. Did you make up the joke yourself?? I thought it was pretty funny =D
2007-01-11 18:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by hello 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but I like the moral of the joke.
2007-01-12 07:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful LOL
2007-01-11 18:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where are you gettin these jokes from, you must have a good memory, when i try an tell a joke , i barely remember the first line he he x
2007-01-11 18:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by b.hole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA thats a good one x x x
2007-01-11 18:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-01-11 18:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! good 10 from 10!
2007-01-11 18:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Smart Woman!!!
2007-01-11 18:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋