A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
2007-01-11 17:54:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke 10/10
i bet she was not a natural blonde
2007-01-11 21:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
Dis blonde is smart 4 once and da joke it funny. bt if she's going away why didn't she park da car in her driveway or leave it in front of da house 4 free, then she wouldn't have had 2 pay anythin.
2007-01-11 21:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-11 18:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG loved it
try this one
a man asks a blond if you were inside a vacuum and someone said your name would hear them?
she thought for a minute and said it depends
on what? asked the man
is the vacuum on or off?
2007-01-11 17:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by rayldf0205 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay for the blond!!!!!!! that joke makes all blonds like me look smart (if only for a minute)
2007-01-11 19:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the bank only made $15.41, I don't think they would do that.
oh sorry it's a joke, I'll shut up
2007-01-11 22:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke LOL
2007-01-11 18:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is clever to be blonde good one 10/10
2007-01-11 18:35:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow a smart blonde thats a first funny!!
2007-01-12 08:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, like it very much.And how is the most beautiful lady in Ireland ?
I AM
2007-01-11 18:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋