A guy sits opposite a stunning blonde in a mini skirt and high heels in a railway carriage. He keeps staring at her legs and it becomes apparent very quickly that the young lady is without underwear.
Do you think my pus*y is pretty? she asks the guy. He turns beetroot red and replies "Ummm mmm, I beg your pardon"
She replies "My pus*y is very special and can perform tricks, here I'll blow you a kiss". With that she opens her legs and makes her pus*y blow the man a kiss. He is stunned.
"It can also wink at you" she says, and with that she gets her pus*y to wink at him. He is gob smacked.
She then says to him "Would you like to stick two fingers inside?". "F**k me" replies the man "You're not telling me it can whistle as well?"
2007-01-11 17:38:08 · 42 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not easily offended yes an 8 but what I would like to know is is it some idiot with a grudge or what 'cause I got a violation notice for a joke about the sex of a fly gee I thought I was going to be grounded for a week I now tell jokes like this,
There were two green peas on a plate why couldn;t they get married!
don't know?
'cause they were Batchelors
I hope I don't get a violation for this one or I will go in the huff.
2007-01-11 18:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by terrano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic 10/10
2007-01-11 22:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-11 18:04:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is waiting in line at a train station in new york waiting to buy a train ticket to pittsburgh. He gets up to the counter and notices that the attendent is a very attractive blonde.
He says "May I please have two pickets to t*ts-burg." Immediatly he is flustered and embarassed and hangs his head in shame.
The attendent laughs and a man behind the customer puts his hand on his shoulder and says "oh, its okay, they call that a freudian slip, why just this morning I had one myself.."
"My wife and I were sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say 'Honey please pass the salt' but instead it came out as 'YOU STUPID B*TCH!!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!"
2007-01-11 17:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by cam 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I must watch an Adam Sandler movie before I may found this joke funny.
2007-01-11 17:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Didn't I just post this same joke yesterday? Oh well, must be in a different section
2007-01-11 18:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-11 17:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then she says "never mind"
Her pus*y lips fold out like a butterfly and she flies away.
2007-01-11 17:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by shadycaliber 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It would just sound like some c**t whistling I reckon
2007-01-13 02:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it can also open a bottle of beer good one 10/10
2007-01-11 18:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋