good morning ppl?

Question

A man is in bed with
his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his
clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.

"I'm not
getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his
wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

He opens
the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the
homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the
stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

"No. Get lost,
it's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.


He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.

Remember that night we
broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the
baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started
again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"


"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.


"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our
help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the
husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens
the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out
"Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger,
he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies:
"I'm over here, on your swingset.

Answer 1

well iknow where i would have pushed him 10/10

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

Cute

Answer 4

another good 1

Answer 5

lol 10/10

Answer 6

nice one

Answer 7

omg that was funny i loved it a lot thanks Hun off to work now to laugh a little more

Answer 8

was hoping for a smarter end but it was ok!

Answer 9

lmao

Answer 10

hehehe