God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.”
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill.”
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not interested.”
Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
...........There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
2007-01-11 17:10:47 · 36 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, you missed all white non-Jewish Americans and Europeans, Asians of all types, Asian Indians, Pakistanis, Afghanis and Pacific Islanders.
I'm a non-Jewish white American and I'm offended that I'm NOT included in the joke. Please try to do a better job with your universal offending next time.
2007-01-11 21:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by lupin_1375 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha
2007-01-11 17:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a very good joke. From the Thumbs Up response you're getting, no one seems offended at all!!! Keep up the good work.
2007-01-11 19:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bit worrying.
If 'Thou shall not kill', then I'm not safe. I don't know anyone called 'Thou'.
2007-01-11 17:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats one hell of a gud joke - nothing offensive about it, im included in there yet not offended, but u forgot the American - why did they ignore God? cos He told them " Thou shall not slaughter", forget it they thought
2007-01-11 22:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not all Arabs kill, not all the the African American kids ignore the existence of their father, not all Mexicans steal, not all French cheat their partner, not all Jews are businessmen
but i get it that is just a joke, and you did advise us not to read:))
2007-01-11 17:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by lifeseeker 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute. And good job on the offending.
2007-01-11 17:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mum's half mexican, half french. My dad's a black jew, and my wife's an arab. That one really got up my nose. Hahahahahahahahahaha
2007-01-11 18:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by Shunter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read it. No, really, I am telling the truth: I didn't read it. After sending this I will read it, though.
Cheers.
(After reading it: not offended at all. It's a very good one.)
2007-01-11 17:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'm Mexican and proud we do that **** everyday.Here in 3AST LOS ANG3L3S. By the way that was funny.
2007-01-11 17:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by SNIPER 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋