Here is my definition of life:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that affects some worse than others.
So considering we are all just a bunch of talking STDs, what can you expect?
Do you agree with my definition of life or have any other definitions of life?
(Not the meaning of life and don’t post if you don’t know what a joke is)
2007-01-11 16:39:56 · 11 answers · asked by timmytude 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Life is super natural element in any body - that makes the body active..if not it is called DEAD ..applicable to human being, animals, birds, water world, insects -
2007-01-11 16:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by SESHADRI K 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ecologically, if you look at how humans are contaminating the environment, you could say that we are a disease on the planet. As for my own definition, I have none. I didn't choose to live, nor can I predict what will happen in it or come afterwards. How could I define it?
2007-01-11 17:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty accurate :)
I think a lot of holier-than-thou people often forget that the reason they exist at all is because mommy and daddy got hot and sweaty between the sheets one night. The thought of dad on top of mom, all red-faced and panting, moaning, "oh, god!" blows their minds. They have a hard time dealing with that image because of the sexual repression taught by religion. But as you mention, that's how we all got here -- SEX :)
Yippee!
2007-01-11 16:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is a gift from God and one must fulfill the rights of being alive on the planet. The rules and regulations are written in Quran. Read it follow it and get successful here and then hereafter
2007-01-11 16:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Proud Muslim 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Life is :
Something everyone owns.
Something that no one else should take without due cause.
Something that no one really wants to lose.
Something that can can be good or bad, depending upon your circumstances.
And, lastly, it is something that the majority of us on Yahoo Q&A need to get!
2007-01-11 16:46:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awarness!
2007-01-11 16:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by chuck 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess if you're a walking STD, then if you get herpes or gonnorhea, you're DOUBLY screwed, pardon the pun. Hah.
2007-01-11 16:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by kalco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is an incurable, terminal disease.
2007-01-11 16:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.... Nice joke. Keep it up!
2007-01-11 16:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by The Maulvi Who Sold His Maruti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the space of time between birth and death with many breaths and heart beats in between
2007-01-11 16:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by winkcat 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋