A guy goes to the Australia Post to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls.. no point in you coming in.
2007-01-11 16:34:43 · 12 answers · asked by geee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is friggin good fairdinkum I pissed meself laughing 11/10
2007-01-11 22:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 06:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie Oi Oi Oi !!!!
2007-01-11 16:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by dee_p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay okay, just hope you never work in the government!
2007-01-11 16:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by skipdip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very good.
2007-01-11 16:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang that was funny
2007-01-11 16:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could scratch something else so he doesn't feel left out.
his c*ck maybe?
2007-01-11 22:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo i like that one that was hella good awsome.
2007-01-11 16:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. I like that.
2007-01-11 16:41:34 · answer #9 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent - good good!
2007-01-11 23:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋